Adam King: NoGramming
I was beaten to the punch! I’ve been documenting some observations as well as my woes and frustrations in programming for Android (such as my ongoing struggles with Eclipse demanding @targetAPI in odd places like a toString method) in haiku format. Hopefully a couple of them will be found decent. A few of them may bring haiku format into question…
Users want feedback
in their daily processes
I show them my toast
Android SDK
your libraries increase stats
Plus five laziness
I am tipped over
Android phone does not compute
Tell me what to do
Touch screen devices
Speech-to-text, code completion
Goodbye, wpm
With my mobile phone
Productivity now fades
Gaming on the go
Web feeds for others
my network is not social
Hashtag resistance
Databases store
my anger and frustrations
Debugging is pain
Error detection
my spotless coding you mock
TargetAPI!?
Roommates will soon grieve
when their Phones become Lonely
Patience will be tried
Web Services, great!
Varying data formats?
Weep in the corner…
Your lines constrain me
May I use the internet,
Mister Manifest?
Greedy UI thread
no outside access, no blocks
Gives “main” new meaning
Google convention
version names are based on foods
What happens at X?